bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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