I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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