he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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