I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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