carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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