Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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