Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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