There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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