worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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