Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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