Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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