Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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