There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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