member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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