i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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