Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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