So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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