Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
