i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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