I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
A+ Viking dick
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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