Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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