i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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