yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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