It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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