what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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