She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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