I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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