Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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