Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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