hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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