East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I love you.
Bad choice
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