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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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