I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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