Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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