My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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