I accidentally burped into my bong.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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