It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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We need to rekindle our bromance
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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