How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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