When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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