who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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