Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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