Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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