do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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