so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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