if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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