its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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