using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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