On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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