I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You pole danced in your parka.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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