you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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